Twas Brillig to the Glue King Lass^^^

September 7th, 2010

thats funny

At 4pm, White Pawn Alice made it to the 8th rank. She simultaneously captured the Red Queen, was crowned as a White Queen and checkmated the Red King. This was surely a case of when the Reign is Canceled because of the Game.————–Dedicated to Nonce, Portmanteau, Spooners and other types of nonsense words that so enrich our lives.(Title meaning : Twas Brillig (4pm) are the opening words from the Jabberwocky poem in “Through the Looking Glass” which the title spoonerizes the G  “to the Glue King Lass” (King that cannot move is glued ie Checkmated and the Lass is, of course. Alice)

Pure Weaval^^^

September 7th, 2010

great news thought i would never see this.

Salome’s wedding was just a few days away and she wanted something daring to wear. This is not easy when you live in conservative Abu Dhabi. She called the premier bridal shop and they said they would send over a sales lady with some items. In this country like elsewhere, they have what you call “walk shops” where they provide this exclusive home service for the rich and famous. (This ain’t some Fuller Brush nickels and dimes stuff)Soon the saleslady was showing her the items and there it was — perfect! A daring hand-weaved mauve veil with enticing slits and hemmed with precious stones.Well in hindsight, it was obvious. Everyone knows that “Bridal Aims are the Dare Veil’s Walk Shop”(Idle Brains are the Devil’s Workshop — a variation of the less accurate “hands” version)—————Dedicated to the best friend you will ever have – yourself. There are wonderful and interesting people and things all around us we should never let ourselves get lonely and become neurotic. Some danger symptoms are anxiety, sadness or depression, anger, irritability, mental confusion, low sense of self-worth, vigilance, impulsive and compulsive acts, unpleasant or disturbing thoughts, repetition of thoughts and obsession. habitual fantasizing, negativity, cynicism, dependency, aggressiveness, socio-culturally inappropriate behaviors … phew … Get help!

Reining in the Cry^^^

September 7th, 2010

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Don’t ever to go a Baby Show. I was at my club and I decided to watch for a while. Things were fine until the first mother placed her baby on the weighing scale as required by the rules. There was an earth shattering scream followed by wailing and bawling. The organizers were helpless. Worse than that, it was contagious! One by one, as if on cue, all the other babies joined in.I guess that’s the Weigh the Bawl Bounces.———————-Dedicated to our Children. Sure it is tough the first couple of years and later in their teens when their brain had not caught up with their body. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Bird Droppings^^

September 7th, 2010

so interesting

Carrier pigeons and doves were still in use during WW2 to carry secret messages from behind enemy lines. Of course this method was well-known and there were standing orders to shoot down any homing birds if they were sighted. Some almost made it back across the front line. Therefore soldiers sometimes had to venture into the danger zone to retrieve the messages from the gory carcasses. Home Gored Doves Lie Yon(Whom God Loves Die Young)————————–These famous words of consolation make no sense and insults those who live long good lives. For the military to function effectively, no independent thinking is allowed except perhaps at the highest echelon. Just follow orders or face a court martial. This feghoot is dedicated to John Lennon who died at 40.Imagine there’s no countries It isn’t hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace

Changing The Way Things Are with Mark Havenner

September 7th, 2010

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If you want to know who Mark Havenner is, you have to understand what The Way Things Are Publications is all about. He and his wife Jennifer began the Los Angeles-based independent publishing company in 2008.

Byron chats with Mark Havenner about the company, plus their mission and the future of the publishing industry.

Designing Green on a Budget

September 7th, 2010

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Find out how to go green with a new design for your home and how to find your own fabulous on a budget, as Byron chats with renowned high-end interior designer Robin Baron.

Personal Finances for Teens

September 7th, 2010

great news thought i would never see this.

Byron talks about Personal Finances for Teens with Tamsen Butler, author of The Complete Guide to Personal Finance: For Teenagers and College Students.

Online Dating

September 7th, 2010

so interesting

Tamsen Butler is back and she outlines tips to better online dating based on her book, Meet Your Match Online: The Complete Guide to Internet Dating and Dating Services, highlighting the benefits of this sometimes controversial way to meet other singles.

Twas Brillig to the Glue King Lass^^^

September 5th, 2010

it should be interested what change will this make

At 4pm, White Pawn Alice made it to the 8th rank. She simultaneously captured the Red Queen, was crowned as a White Queen and checkmated the Red King. This was surely a case of when the Reign is Canceled because of the Game.————–Dedicated to Nonce, Portmanteau, Spooners and other types of nonsense words that so enrich our lives.(Title meaning : Twas Brillig (4pm) are the opening words from the Jabberwocky poem in “Through the Looking Glass” which the title spoonerizes the G  “to the Glue King Lass” (King that cannot move is glued ie Checkmated and the Lass is, of course. Alice)

Pure Weaval^^^

September 5th, 2010

thanks for visiting today!

Salome’s wedding was just a few days away and she wanted something daring to wear. This is not easy when you live in conservative Abu Dhabi. She called the premier bridal shop and they said they would send over a sales lady with some items. In this country like elsewhere, they have what you call “walk shops” where they provide this exclusive home service for the rich and famous. (This ain’t some Fuller Brush nickels and dimes stuff)Soon the saleslady was showing her the items and there it was — perfect! A daring hand-weaved mauve veil with enticing slits and hemmed with precious stones.Well in hindsight, it was obvious. Everyone knows that “Bridal Aims are the Dare Veil’s Walk Shop”(Idle Brains are the Devil’s Workshop — a variation of the less accurate “hands” version)—————Dedicated to the best friend you will ever have – yourself. There are wonderful and interesting people and things all around us we should never let ourselves get lonely and become neurotic. Some danger symptoms are anxiety, sadness or depression, anger, irritability, mental confusion, low sense of self-worth, vigilance, impulsive and compulsive acts, unpleasant or disturbing thoughts, repetition of thoughts and obsession. habitual fantasizing, negativity, cynicism, dependency, aggressiveness, socio-culturally inappropriate behaviors … phew … Get help!